Teenage Millionaire lyrics

Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K. [Shaun Goldberg]
This evening I've got someone really interesting with me. [Shaun Goldberg]
He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams. [Shaun Goldberg]

Call blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins! [Robbie]

Great, right on! You know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there. [Shaun Goldberg]
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie? [Shaun Goldberg]

First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place [Robbie]
but to answer your question I can't really answer it. [Robbie]
I suppose it was a bit like this... [Robbie]

Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah

Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money


Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaner's wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money


Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeling

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