Lyrics
Sometimes in your life [Chris Moyles]
It's good to lend a helping hand [Chris Moyles]
To reach out to your brother [Chris Moyles]
And your fellow man [Chris Moyles]
Just like the general public [Davina McCall]
Famous people see the suffering too [Davina McCall]
That's why there are so many [Davina McCall]
Charity songs [Davina McCall]
Raising money [Pixie Lott]
And suffering people everywhere [Pixie Lott]
But what about us lot [Olly Murs]
Isn't it time for us to share [Olly Murs]
Please buy this song [Chorus]
It's not for charity [Chorus]
There's no disaster [Chorus]
No global severity [Chorus]
We'll just split the profits and you'll see [Gary Barlow]
We're in it for ourselves [Chris Moyles]
To make a shit load of money, yeah [Ed Sheeran]
I just want you to buy this song [Ed Sheeran]
Don't be disappointed [Danny O'Donoghue]
We're not as rich as you may think [Danny O'Donoghue]
Coz illegal downloads [Olly Murs]
Are killing us [Olly Murs]
We need designer sunglasses [Gary Barlow]
And to drive expensive cars [Gary Barlow]
Charity will have to wait [Gary Barlow]
Coz this time it's all about us [Gary Barlow]
You might be thinking [Robbie Williams]
How can this lot sleep at night [Robbie Williams]
We've all got lovely mattresses [Robbie Williams]
So we sleep alright [Robbie Williams]
We sleep very well [Chorus]
Please buy this song [Chorus]
It's not for charity [Chorus]
There's no disaster [Chorus]
No global severity [Chorus]
We'll just split the profits and you'll see [Olly Murs]
We're in it for ourselves [Chris Moyles]
To make a shit load of money [Ed Sheeran]
Heated swimming pools [Pixie Lott]
Cost more than you might think [Pixie Lott]
I think [Chris Moyles]
I'm pleading with you people [Pixie Lott]
Coz you're the missing link [Pixie Lott]
Link [Chris Moyles]
By buying this song [Gary Barlow]
And spending your cash [Gary Barlow]
You could alleviate this pain [Gary Barlow]
Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain [Gary Barlow]
Or Portugal [Chris Moyles]
Please buy this song [Chorus]
It's not for charity [Chorus]
There's no disaster [Chorus]
No global severity [Chorus]
We'll just split the profits and you'll see [Pixie Lott]
We're in it for ourselves [Chris Moyles]
To make a shit load of money [Ed Sheeran]
Please buy this song [Chorus]
It's not for charity [Chorus]
There's no disaster [Chorus]
No global severity [Chorus]
We'll just split the profits and you'll see [Gary Barlow]
We're in it for ourselves [Chris Moyles]
To make a shit load of money [Ed Sheeran]
We'll pocket all the profits [Chris Moyles]
And we're gonna be fucking loaded [Ed Sheeran]
Credits
Vocals
Robbie Williams, Chris Moyles, Davina McCall, Pixie Lott, Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs, Gary Barlow, Danny O'Donoghue
Written By
Chris Moyles
