Lyrics
This is T to the mother fucking Ofty
What's your problem dickhead
Don't kick my dog dickhead
Don't beep at me dickhead
Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Theres a dickhead in you're mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the Chorus dickhead
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy baby
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely baby
If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead
What d'you expect dickhead
Radiohead dickhead
This is pop dickhead
Size tens dickhead
break you're shins dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick fuck out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead
She was looking at me dickhead
Who do I think I am dickhead
Who the fuck are you dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it dickhead
Where's the chorus, no chorus, dickhead
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely baby
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit!
Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead
Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead
I've got nothing for you dickhead
Go to bed dickhead
Don't wake up dickhead
Who gives a fuck dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy baby
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely baby
Dickhead
Credits
Vocals
Robbie Williams
Written By
Robbie Williams, Jerry Meehan
Band
Adrian Meehan (Drums, Drum Programming)
Brandon Christy (Keyboard)
Jerry Meehan (Acoustic Guitar, Bass Guitar, Keyboard, Programming)
Leona Naess (Backing Vocals)
McTofty (Rap)
Neil Taylor (Electric Guitar)
