There's twinkle lights and coloured balls
And holly bells to deck the halls
But the turkey's burnt
And there's arguments
Oh, it's Christmas
With neighbors Bob and Betty here
The folks you see, but once a year
Eatin' all my food
Drinkin' all my beer
Yeah, it's Christmas
The red-suited, bearded, fat, man is on his way
But all I get is socks and bills to pay
'Cause we're celebratin' Christmas
In paper hats and in a heap
The cracker kings, are sound asleep
And the TV's on, but it's all repeats
Yeah, it's Christmas
The red, cheap, jolly, fat, guy's on his sleigh
Oh, we're in debt, but there's a year to pay
'Til we're celebratin' Christmas
All hush falls on the neighborhood
Kinda like, we knew it would
All is calm, all is good
Yeah, it's Christmas
Robbie Williams
Kelvin Andrews, Danny Spencer
Guy Chambers, Richard Flack