Lyrics
Old, old, you got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
Spell it! [Robbie]
Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up [Jonathan]
Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime [Robbie]
You old git! [Jonathan]
Made distingush smelling divine [Robbie]
Really? [Jonathan]
You need and eye in to get rid of those lines [Jonathan]
Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot [Robbie]
The bossa novar is out of your league [Jonathan]
The bossiv what? [Robbie]
Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue [Jonathan]
Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed [Robbie]
'Cause you got old! [Robbie & Jonathan]
Come on Grandad, keep up [Jonathan]
Oh, I don't think I can! [Robbie]
I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids [Robbie]
That shipped has sailed [Jonathan]
I'm only express and you're on the scales [Robbie]
That train had derailed [Jonathan]
I'm on the brink of something bigger than big [Robbie]
Like one epic fail [Jonathan]
Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, your celevating [Robbie & Jonathan]
You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk [Jonathan]
Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk [Robbie]
Best keep your clothes on since everything shrunk [Robbie & Jonathan]
Cause you got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
I meant to ask you did it come in the mail? [Jonathan]
What? [Robbie]
Your telegram from the Queen [Jonathan]
Not that old [Robbie]
Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc [Robbie]
Then I'll tell you the truth [Jonathan]
But you'd forget it [Jonathan]
Ahh.. [Robbie]
The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar [Jonathan]
You're going somewhere, but not going far [Robbie]
Reach for the oxygen and best take a car [Robbie & Jonathan]
Cause you got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
Right then, let me give this a try [Robbie]
Go on then, off ya go [Jonathan]
Y O U O L G G W A T I [Jonathan]
Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing [Robbie]
I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth [Robbie]
Now, you're going grey at the gooth [Jonathan]
Yes, it's distinguised [Robbie]
Whatever [Jonathan]
And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool [Robbie]
Hey, you think? [Jonathan]
Hypothermic [Robbie]
If you still got it, then I need a shrink [Jonathan]
You solve the mystery of the one missing link [Robbie]
You brush your hair and find it all in the sink [Robbie & Jonathan]
Cause you got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
We got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
We got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
We got old [Robbie & Jonathan]
Ah I don't feel very good [Jonathan]
Oh keep going you fool! [Robbie]
Credits
Vocals
Robbie Williams
Written By
Robbie Williams, Kelvin Andrews, Richard Scott, Scott Ralph
